10 Things You Don’t Know About Women

I’ve just got this from an email sent by a friend of mine. It is for your pleasure …guys read carefully and hope you’ll learn something from it

Treat your woman nicely, you’ll get a better reward…not from me ofcourse but your wife or gf lah !!!:P

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10 Things You Don’t Know About Women:

 “There is no such thing as women’s intuition.”

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1. A woman never gets a Brazilian wax for her own benefit. Imagine shock therapy on your genitals and you come close to understanding the pain and humiliation. So next time, give her a big, fat reward. All night.

 2. There is no such thing as women’s intuition. You all just have crap poker faces.

3. What we really want is slow and sensual.

4. Then again, sometimes we like it hard and rough.

5. We constantly abuse and defend a woman’s prerogative to change her mind.

6. Opening doors for us, helping us with our jackets and chairs — we love all that. It’s a very sexy public form of foreplay. Call it fore-foreplay. Ignore this and you will have a lot more work to do if you get invited in for coffee. Indulge us and the car ride home could blow your mind.

7. A woman will try on as many combinations of sexy underwear as she will dresses before that first hot date.

8. Don’t expect that to last past the third date.

9. A woman will never discuss her boyfriend’s “size” if there is anything lacking in that department. It’s as much a source of disappointment and embarrassment for us as it is for you.

10. On a related note, we never do unkind impressions of what you look like when you come. Unless, of course, it was a really bad breakup. Then everyone’s going to know — friends, family, work colleagues, the guy who does your dry cleaning.